Random events in my life that made me laugh over the last week.
*I was walking down the hall in my house to a closet near the kitchen to pick up my snow boots. As I bent to pick them up I did not realize how close I was to the corner of the wall until my forehead hit the corner allowing a shocking pain wake me up. It was funny after a moment of repeated "ouch".
*I was on the bus back to my house. I saw a dirty, smelly old man walk on to the bus and stand next to the back door. Suddenly from the back of the bus comes a women with a mask over her mouth, rubber gloves covering her hands fasten on her wrist with Velcro, layers of jackets and jeans, and rubber rain boot. She had to be diagnose with a Germophobia or Mysophobia. She walked and stood right next to this man who was dirty and smell. I then thought to myself "What a beautiful world". Seeing these two polar opposites stand beside each other filled me with hope and laughter for our strange humanity.
* I wrote to my friend guess instead of guest. Very difficulty word to grasp.
* My friend left for a week to spend time in Florida with his parents while he was there he left his tuck in the back of a parking spot which i guess was our neighbors drive way. A blizzard hit Boston which means the snow plows began to run. A snow plow or our neighbor snowed-in my friends truck. I then thought I would be nice and break the wall of snow down for my friend. I did break the wall of snow and some snow went into this mans area of the drive way but nothing that I would think to be bother-some. I left to be with some friends came back to find the wall of snow back up blocking my friends truck but this time there was a sign. On the sign read "Do not put snow on my drive way. If you do this again I will break your front window and through snow into your front seats." I became angry wondering why this threat was necessary when there is only one way out of the drive way which the snow then his car is blocking, what a rude person. I do not understand it so now I laugh.
*I am house sitting for a friend and he owns some cats. This morning I woke up with them laying next to me. One was laying against my knees the other against my stomach. It was 9 0'clock. I was so comfy that I slept longer.
*I woke up to the cats and it was 12 0'Clock. I then realized it was time to defiantly get up. I woke the cats up and Bella gets up stares at me then walks up to my face rubes it with her face then her body then to her tail with that came a rub of her fart in my face! I gasped then died.
* Oh ya, how I shoveled the snow wall for my friends truck to get out was with a POT. Then I heat up some water filled a big white bucket, poured it over the snow thinking it will melt it and it did jack! I then used the white bucket to shovel to snow wall down.
These are some of my funny events. Thanks for reading.
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